Ground Breaking Discovery: Go to Bed with Itchy Butt – You Might Wake up with a Stinky Finger

News Flash! Stinky Finger Syndrome has finally been Linked to Itchybuttitus

Bill clinton smelling fingersAfter years of research, scientists have concluded that if you go to sleep with an itchy rear, you have a high probability of waking up with a foul smelling hand. The study shows that people who went to bed with some type of itch, were 100x more likely have some type of odor found on their fingers in the morning.

Common Measures to Prevent Stinky Finger Syndrome Include:

  • Bathing
  • Wiping
  • Keeping a back scratching mechanism near your bed
  • Various other methods

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If you or someone you love has been suffering from this terrible disease, please consult this following website: www.charmin.com