Man Grows Full Handlebar Mustache with all the Accessories

handlebar mustache

” I am not sure if it was the light glistening off of his rear view mirrors, or the way his brakes curl out at the ends, but he just stopped me in my tracks”.

A Michigan man has grown a full fledged handlebar mustache with all the “fixins” including rear view mirrors and brakes.

William Paeth compared the growth of this mustache to child birth.

“It felt just like I was giving birth out of my face, everything was fine until the rear view mirrors started popping out, then things got painful. Frankly I hope the rest of the motorcycle grows, I have always wanted one, but never had any disposable income to buy one. I am guessing there couldn’t be a more efficient way of traveling, besides maybe running your car on your natural methane. I am not sure what I will do if they get any wider, I am already having a hard time getting through doors. But on the plus side- chicks seem to dig my new mustache, they are always asking to rub my brakes.  Not to mention the rear view mirrors come in handy. I was walking in Detroit last week and had some thugs trying to sneak up behind me, thanks to my mirrors, the attack was easily avoided.”

Doctors say Mr. Paeth has eaten too many vitamin supplements, that is the most likely cause for the growth of his “superstache”. All of the vitamins and minerals are good for you to a point, but if you drink too many energy drinks this is a possible consequence.

William Paeth has been a busy man at the clubs since his mustache filled in. We interviewed a woman at a local bar and she had this to say: ” I am not sure if it was the light glistening off of his rear view mirrors, or the way his brakes curl out at the ends, but he just stopped me in my tracks”.